Gedyarnur is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent gorilla.

Gedyarnur created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedyarnur, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gedyarnur, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gedyarnur's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gedyarnur's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Gedyarnur on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.