Jinquagdanvon is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless wolf.

Jinquagdanvon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinquagdanvon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jinquagdanvon, it will be very unhappy.

Jinquagdanvon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Jinquagdanvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

2. Always obey Jinquagdanvon's priests.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Jinquagdanvon on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jinquagdanvon.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mites while wearing brown boots and balancing six tin spheres on your face.