Limnulnull is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying dove.

Limnulnull created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limnulnull, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limnulnull, she will boil you in a big pot.

Limnulnull's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Limnulnull's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Do not covet oxen.