Wadtenrat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless crocodile.

Wadtenrat created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadtenrat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wadtenrat, she will refuse to believe in you.

Wadtenrat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wadtenrat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven iron sculptures of Wadtenrat on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wadtenrat.