Sabrilldav is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy centaur.

Sabrilldav created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrilldav, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sabrilldav, it will curse you with boils.

Sabrilldav's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sabrilldav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.