Fom is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental
fox.
Fom created bats eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fom, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fom, she will be very unhappy.
Fom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Fom's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never think about thermodynamics near turtles while wearing violet tights and balancing eight tin spheres on your feet.
3. You must pray to Fom seven times a day.
4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Do not drink alcohol.