Afgepsogkap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional elephant.

Afgepsogkap created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Afgepsogkap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Afgepsogkap, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Afgepsogkap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Afgepsogkap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away from blue dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near moths while wearing white stockings and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Never run near goats.