Hanrapnart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, blissful narwhal.

Hanrapnart created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanrapnart, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hanrapnart, she will turn you into a goat.

Hanrapnart's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Hanrapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the south.

5. Worship no other gods but Hanrapnart.