Jindonlist is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise dragonfly.

Jindonlist created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Jindonlist, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jindonlist, he will turn you into a dog.

Jindonlist's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jindonlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck turquoise.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jindonlist.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide from mauve hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Jindonlist loves bats, so they must be honoured.