Cadhasflat Wegtonkdun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, vain rat.

Cadhasflat Wegtonkdun created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Cadhasflat Wegtonkdun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cadhasflat Wegtonkdun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cadhasflat Wegtonkdun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Cadhasflat Wegtonkdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. You must love Cadhasflat Wegtonkdun.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Never paint your hands black.

5. Always pray immersed in water.