Rapxinlopmad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, selfish donkey.

Rapxinlopmad created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapxinlopmad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapxinlopmad, it will torture you forever.

Rapxinlopmad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rapxinlopmad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapxinlopmad.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rapxinlopmad.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. You must never eat carrots.