Jentendut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless shark.

Jentendut created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jentendut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jentendut, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jentendut's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Jentendut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about eukaryotes.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Worship no other gods but Jentendut.

4. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.