Nartettinut is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, pitiless swan.

Nartettinut created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartettinut, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nartettinut, he will strike you with lightening.

Nartettinut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Nartettinut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never hop in holy places.