Dothitvadfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental bat.

Dothitvadfoss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dothitvadfoss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dothitvadfoss, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dothitvadfoss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dothitvadfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dothitvadfoss.

5. Never write about asteroids.