Hunhotflig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witty sheep.

Hunhotflig created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Hunhotflig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hunhotflig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hunhotflig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Hunhotflig's Holy Commandments

1. Hunhotflig loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not keep eight horses in a large pit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hunhotflig.