Kipjipgof is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent raven.

Kipjipgof created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipjipgof, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kipjipgof, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kipjipgof's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Kipjipgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near sheep.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Kipjipgof's priests.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Kipjipgof in the centre of the settlement.
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