Kipjipgof is a god.
She takes the form of a large, benevolent
raven.
Kipjipgof created the world six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Kipjipgof, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Kipjipgof, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Kipjipgof's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Kipjipgof's Holy Commandments1. Never hop near sheep.
2. Never write about fluid mechanics.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Always obey Kipjipgof's priests.
5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Kipjipgof in the centre of the settlement.