Bognurlcud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, contented penguin.

Bognurlcud created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bognurlcud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bognurlcud, he will turn you into a snail.

Bognurlcud's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bognurlcud's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Never wear rings.