Fombummetcep is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful horse.

Fombummetcep created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fombummetcep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fombummetcep, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fombummetcep's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Fombummetcep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Worship no other gods but Fombummetcep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never feed lots of pineapples to voles while wearing turquoise shirts.