Figmifpib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fast naga.

Figmifpib created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Figmifpib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Figmifpib, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Figmifpib's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Figmifpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not keep eight capybaras in a large pit.