Sak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured cat.

Sak created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sak, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sak, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Do not listen to music.