Bassbogwit is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Bassbogwit created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Bassbogwit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bassbogwit, he will cry a lot.

Bassbogwit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bassbogwit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bassbogwit.

2. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

3. Never chant near eagles.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never paint your arms white.