Targsawnellvag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient aardvark.

Targsawnellvag created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targsawnellvag, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Targsawnellvag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Targsawnellvag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Targsawnellvag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Put Targsawnellvag first in all things.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Always help aardvarks in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.