Tiplidlid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying porpoise.

Tiplidlid created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiplidlid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tiplidlid, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tiplidlid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tiplidlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must love Tiplidlid.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.