Hontettirull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, witty coyote.

Hontettirull created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hontettirull, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hontettirull, he will jump up and down on your head.

Hontettirull's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hontettirull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Hontettirull loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

5. Never feed lots of gooseberries to grasshopers while wearing green stockings.