Tofort is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful butterfly.

Tofort created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofort, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tofort, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tofort's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Tofort's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not cook food in pots.