Fligladjon is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, weak pig.

Fligladjon created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligladjon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fligladjon, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fligladjon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fligladjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fligladjon.