Jopsakkip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical mouse.

Jopsakkip created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Jopsakkip, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jopsakkip, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jopsakkip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jopsakkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Worship no other gods but Jopsakkip.

3. Hide if nine foxes approach from the south.

4. Always help dogs.

5. Do not commit murder.