Kommapyimmat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, conceited warg.

Kommapyimmat created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kommapyimmat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kommapyimmat, he will be very sad.

Kommapyimmat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kommapyimmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near squirrels while wearing yellow jumpers.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the south.