Nartvenwat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, capable hamster.

Nartvenwat created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Nartvenwat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartvenwat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Nartvenwat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nartvenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near geese while wearing purple corsets and balancing nine platinum spheres on your arms.