Cebpodcad is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, witless fish.

Cebpodcad created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebpodcad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebpodcad, it will be very sad.

Cebpodcad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cebpodcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near turtles.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cebpodcad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.