Yikyokgab Fetdamhap is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yikyokgab Fetdamhap created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Yikyokgab Fetdamhap, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yikyokgab Fetdamhap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yikyokgab Fetdamhap's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yikyokgab Fetdamhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Yikyokgab Fetdamhap in the centre of the settlement.