Govbadnut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tiresome snail.

Govbadnut created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Govbadnut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Govbadnut, it will turn you into a slug.

Govbadnut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Govbadnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think ill of sick frogs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.