Xinbasswanten Gemlikspag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty frog.

Xinbasswanten Gemlikspag created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinbasswanten Gemlikspag, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xinbasswanten Gemlikspag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Xinbasswanten Gemlikspag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Xinbasswanten Gemlikspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xinbasswanten Gemlikspag's priests.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.