Toflistgub is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident horse.

Toflistgub created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Toflistgub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Toflistgub, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Toflistgub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Toflistgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six cats in a large pit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about planets.