Foblakbut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying fox.

Foblakbut created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foblakbut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Foblakbut, it will turn you into a worm.

Foblakbut's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Foblakbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Foblakbut's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Foblakbut.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.