Dadsagkik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured squirrel.

Dadsagkik created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsagkik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadsagkik, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dadsagkik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Dadsagkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Dadsagkik on top of important buildings.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not eat lentils.