Yamgepjengebfun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever aardvark.

Yamgepjengebfun created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamgepjengebfun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yamgepjengebfun, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yamgepjengebfun's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Yamgepjengebfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to porpoises while wearing boots.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Yamgepjengebfun in the centre of the settlement.