Hathivtetti Targxemraw is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful camel.

Hathivtetti Targxemraw created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathivtetti Targxemraw, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hathivtetti Targxemraw, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hathivtetti Targxemraw's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hathivtetti Targxemraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

3. Never leap in the presence of hamsters.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never run in holy places.