Fumnullunpibzagtomhothud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty badger.

Fumnullunpibzagtomhothud created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumnullunpibzagtomhothud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumnullunpibzagtomhothud, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fumnullunpibzagtomhothud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fumnullunpibzagtomhothud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Fumnullunpibzagtomhothud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Do not covet oxen.