Babcemcungub is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, overgenerous fly.

Babcemcungub created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babcemcungub, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Babcemcungub, he will destroy your favourite star.

Babcemcungub's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Babcemcungub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never paint your feet orange.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect your elders.