Quafrullvid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise dolphin.

Quafrullvid created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafrullvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quafrullvid, it will remove you from existence.

Quafrullvid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Quafrullvid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Quafrullvid on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.