Ripmilpondid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving wren.

Ripmilpondid created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripmilpondid, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ripmilpondid, he will turn you into a slug.

Ripmilpondid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Ripmilpondid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Ripmilpondid loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Ripmilpondid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.