Nurtdotsinkikcut is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty tortoise.

Nurtdotsinkikcut created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdotsinkikcut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurtdotsinkikcut, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurtdotsinkikcut's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nurtdotsinkikcut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing red corsets and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Never talk about asteroids.