Wapveencarnab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, pitiless capybara.

Wapveencarnab created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapveencarnab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wapveencarnab, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wapveencarnab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Wapveencarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Wapveencarnab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.