Hittapflat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless aardvark.

Hittapflat created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hittapflat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hittapflat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hittapflat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hittapflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help snails in need.

5. Do not take Hittapflat's name in vain.