Taggumren is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, vain swan.

Taggumren created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taggumren, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Taggumren, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Taggumren's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Taggumren's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Taggumren must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.