Midsis is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient naga.

Midsis created the planet Venus six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midsis, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Midsis, she will turn you into a dog.

Midsis' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Midsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing pink corsets and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

4. Midsis must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear shorts.