Gig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented swallow.

Gig created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gig, it will turn you into a worm.

Gig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Do not chop down trees.