Dottikrow is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome wombat.

Dottikrow created a bottom quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dottikrow, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dottikrow, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dottikrow's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dottikrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help manatees.

3. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing gray boots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not dye your hair blue.