Citquamhim is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak dragon.

Citquamhim created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Citquamhim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citquamhim, he will remove you from existence.

Citquamhim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Citquamhim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Citquamhim.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.